An Un-rapping Christmas Song

Writing this crap is way to...easy

Though it is making my mind...dizzy

This old timer is feeling...queasy

Hey buddy, I'ma feeling kinda...crappy

Must be the pills I put in my...coffee

Think it is time to take a..nap

This rap is turning into a...deathtrap

Having beat the living...crap

To lyrics that should be in...rehab

Ya no, ya no they're soundin' so...bad

How could I have been so...naive

On this snowy Christmas...eve .

Chorus

Tis the season bro

To blow and blow

Inhaling that snow

Up your nose

Feeling pretty blah

Ah ha, ah ha

Tis the season hoe

To blow and blow

Inhaling that snow
Up your nose
Ho ho, uh...hell no.

Edwin James


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